In my effort to compose lays I do not wish to omit Bisclavret. It is normal for men to turn into werewolves and go live in the woods. A werewolf is a ferocious beast which, when possessed by his madness,devours men, causes great damage and dwells in vast forests.
A handsome millionaire and his attractive wife loved each other very much. There was one thing she retwas unsatisfied with in the marriage. He was gone three days out of the week. When he was gone, she had no idea about his whereabouts One day, when he had returned home in high spirits, she questioned him: ‘my dear, sweet love, I would gladly ask you something, if only I dared; but there is nothing I fear more than your anger.’ he said she could ask him anything and he would tell her the answer. She said, “I have panic attacks when you leave for three days and do not tell me where you go, what you do, or where you stay. I think you must have a lover.” He said said that he can’t tell her because he would lose his love and destroy himself.
She repeated the same question over and over until he told her. Finally, he told her that he and the boys had a poker tournament every week for three days. It was a secret and none of the other men’s wives knew. Her face became flushed with fear. She decided to call one of her girlfriends to go on an adventure with her. The adventure was to follow her husband the next time he went to his weekly poker tournament. They followed him and when they barged inside, there were five men playing poker. The men were mad that the Bisclavret told his wife so he was no longer allowed to join them. After that, he was angry at his wife. He was vicious and beast-like. He demanded a divorce from his wife. He spoke to his lawyer right away.
A whole year passed by since the divorce. One day, the ex-wife and her new man were invited to a club. However, they did not know it was a gay club when they arrived. However, they saw Bisclavret and he lost his temper. When he got so angry, his behavior was animal-like. He was angry because he had hid this secret from his ex-wife throughout the whole marriage. The poker tournament was not really a poker tournament. When the men got tired of their wives, they experimented with each other. He could not control his anger this time because his secret was out. He turned into a werewolf and bit off his ex-wife’s nose. Bisclavret was in a relationship with one of the bartenders at the bar and he banned her from the club. However, his ex-wife’s children were recognizable by their appearance. Many of the woman in the family, I tell you truly, were born without noses and lived noseless.
The adventure you have heard actually took place, do not doubt it. The lay was composed about Bisclavret to be remembered for ever more.